Don't be afraid to settle down. You're not as young as you used to be. Probably running out of opportunities. Try not to feel like you're missing out. It's not crazy to think you've reached your prime, at 27. You don't have to go out every night.
But they say you're only as old as your youngest friends.
(You made that shit up)
So what if I did? I don't wanna be tied down.
I'm too good for you. I'm out of your league. I know a guy who's perfect for you. He doesn't smoke weed and he doesn't drink brew. He's a good looking guy, I guess. But that's all I'll say. I won't ruin it for you. You can figure it out for yourself.
I don't want a punk rock girl. She's probably be too intimidating. Denim jacket, tattoos, 20 something piercings.
I don't want a hipster. How would I impress her? I don't own enough records. No witty sense of humor.
I'm not afraid to settle down. There's probably a girl who's perfect for me. But the timings probably wrong and will probably always be.
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